The trick to vacuuming cats is to have central vacuuming in your house so the noise doesn’t scare them. I knew one woman who had a cat who would chase down the housekeeper while she was vacuuming; the housekeeper would say “Assume the position!” and this big fluffy ginger tabby would sprawl out on his back, and she’d vacuum him. Happy kitty.
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I still think the China Miéville/Terry Pratchett hybrid just about covers it.
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