For future reference

[ksmith]

That pre-formed, scallop-edged bacon product that the cafeteria started using because the slices don't crumble like the real stuff, which made it difficult to charge by the slice?

Doesn't taste like bacon.

It tastes like bacon if you removed the bacon. Bacon ghosts. Distant bacon memories.

One thing is doesn't taste like? Bacon.

Comments

[barbarienne.livejournal.com]

Yah, there is no substitute for bacon. Why do people not realize this? Who are all these asylum escapees who buy Bac-os and similar products?

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

And unless one's health requirements are extreme, I don't see the reason to substitute.