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ksmith ([personal profile] ksmith) wrote2006-02-17 11:05 pm
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Weekly World News

I read the headlines in the grocery checkout line. That's all. I swear.

In any case, this week's front page story covers a haunted dollhouse. The ghosts were exorcised by a male action figure dressed as a priest.
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[identity profile] kateelliott.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
I don't normally even scan the headlines, but a few weeks ago I could not miss the one screaming: Ten New Commandments Revealed!

Hot dog!

[identity profile] kristine-smith.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think my favorite is the guy who found a mermaid in his can of tuna fish. The cover photo was a poorly-doctored image of a guy holding a tiny mermaid by the tail.

[identity profile] jacardie.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL! Gotta love the Weekly World News. My favorite story was from several years ago about a woman whose mink coat was haunted and it ran away from her. *g*

[identity profile] madwriter.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Now see, if I were smart enough to write stuff like this as short stories I'd be selling to F&SF right and left. Or at least ASIM. :D

[identity profile] kristine-smith.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Esther Friesner could corner this market.
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