Weekly World News

[ksmith]

I read the headlines in the grocery checkout line. That's all. I swear.

In any case, this week's front page story covers a haunted dollhouse. The ghosts were exorcised by a male action figure dressed as a priest.

Comments

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

I think my favorite is the guy who found a mermaid in his can of tuna fish. The cover photo was a poorly-doctored image of a guy holding a tiny mermaid by the tail.