Spam

[ksmith]

Not blog spam, but regular email spam. Two messages, one after the other, for “GenieBra” and “Ninja Kitchen System” led to some weird word juxtapositioning. “NinjaBra.” The mind boggles. “NinjaGenie.” Too obvious. “BraKitchenSystem.” Puts a whole new spin on “12-cup coffeemaker.”

Mirrored from Kristine Smith.

Comments

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

I think Jani would like NinjaCloth for her entire wardrobe.

[e-moon60.livejournal.com]

See, you did it again:

Available for the first time from the makers of NinjaBra, the high-tech material from which the NinjaBra is made, now available to selected bespoke tailors for fashioning into garments for those in the security services. Your clients can now benefit from the research and development that went into this amazing fabric.

Note: Restrictions on the sale of garments containing more than 2 square centimeter of this fabric to [redacted] agencies. Failure to declare employment by and association with [redacted] may result in penalties up to and including lifelong imprisonment without possibility of parole, mind-scaping,,,,

(no, it's after midnight and I just finished singing the Faure _Requiem_--I'm too beat to pull this off again...)

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

Saw your SFFNet post--glad it went well.

Go to sleep.

Jani says Thanks! for the new outfit.