ksmith: (gimme a break)
ksmith ([personal profile] ksmith) wrote2010-11-16 08:18 pm
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I sense a pattern here

Last week, I received a make-up/face stuff shipment from a favorite store, and found that instead of sending me one teeny jar of concealer, they sent me *three* teeny jars. Said jars are apparently shipped from the place of manufacture in boxes of three, and that is what I received. Yes, I was only billed for one.

Today, I received a couple of parcels in the mail. I was expecting two shipments, so I opened both. One contained a DVD of Half-Blood Prince, which I was expecting. The other contained another Half-Blood Prince DVD, along with a packing slip indicating that this copy should have gone to a lady in PA. I phoned B&N. If they manage to keep this straight, I will be impressed.

Can't wait to see what turns up in the mails next...

[identity profile] e-moon60.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Today our roses were delivered on the other side of town. I think the new holiday-rush hires are just starting.

[identity profile] kristine-smith.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
I wish someone would make an accidental deposit to my bank account.

[identity profile] e-moon60.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
With our luck, Kris, if someone did make an accidental deposit into our accounts, it would turn out to be an international money-launderer for some terrorist group, and we'd be sent to prison for ages if not for life. I mean, I could SO wish to be one of those people who has a heretofore unknown-about distant relative who decides to leave me a bundle for some nonsensical reason...but it's not going to happen.

[identity profile] kristine-smith.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I don't see it ending well either.

"Send lawyers, guns and money,
the shit has hit the fan."

[identity profile] dancinghorse.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
If someone delivers a large white horse on Friday, please tell them to turn LEFT at Albuquerque. I'm down here.

[identity profile] kristine-smith.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
The way things are going, I'll get two horses. And a goat.

[identity profile] e-moon60.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
And no feed, just a visit from animal control. I know the feeling.

[identity profile] kristine-smith.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
I just ordered a pizza, officer, I swear. I have no idea what happened.

[identity profile] barbarienne.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps you ought to mail-order some precious metals?

[identity profile] kristine-smith.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
That's a thought. I was going to check my 401(k) balance, too.