You know you're a...
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janni: Go online and look up "You know you're a ------------ if" with your state in the blank. Then bold those items that actually apply to you, and post the list your weblog.
I was actually born in New York State, but I've been gone so long I don't know if it counts anymore.
1. You know twelve different ways to prepare corn on the cob.
2. You use words like "sposta" and "wytcha." Example: I'm sposta
go to school wytcha today.
3. You measure distance in minutes.
4. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
5. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
6. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
7. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
8. You've pulled to the side of Interstate 94 to pick wild sunflowers
growing in pavement cracks.
9. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:
"Where's my coat at?" or "If you go shopping I wanna go with."
10. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave
both unlocked.
11. You've gone downhill skiing on a landfill.
12. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer,
and Jello salad with marshmallows.
13. You carry jumper cables in your car.
14. You know who Steve Dahl is and think he's hilarious.
15. You've done serious damage to your car by hitting a deer.
16. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
17. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable, grain, or animal.
18. You think people who pronounce our state "Ella noise" should
be hog tied.
19. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a hockey jersey.
20. The local paper covers national and international headlines on
one page, but requires 6 pages for sports.
21. You find -10 degrees F "a little chilly."
22. You've found more than three Native American arrowheads in a
farmer's field.
23. You know if another Illinoisan is from southern, middle or
northern Illinois as soon as he or she speaks.
24. You go through a minimum of three gallons of windshield washer
fluid e very winter.
25. You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your
friends from Illinois.
janni: Go online and look up "You know you're a ------------ if" with your state in the blank. Then bold those items that actually apply to you, and post the list your weblog.I was actually born in New York State, but I've been gone so long I don't know if it counts anymore.
1. You know twelve different ways to prepare corn on the cob.
2. You use words like "sposta" and "wytcha." Example: I'm sposta
go to school wytcha today.
3. You measure distance in minutes.
4. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
5. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
6. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
7. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
8. You've pulled to the side of Interstate 94 to pick wild sunflowers
growing in pavement cracks.
9. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:
"Where's my coat at?" or "If you go shopping I wanna go with."
10. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave
both unlocked.
11. You've gone downhill skiing on a landfill.
12. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer,
and Jello salad with marshmallows.
13. You carry jumper cables in your car.
14. You know who Steve Dahl is and think he's hilarious.
15. You've done serious damage to your car by hitting a deer.
16. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
17. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable, grain, or animal.
18. You think people who pronounce our state "Ella noise" should
be hog tied.
19. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a hockey jersey.
20. The local paper covers national and international headlines on
one page, but requires 6 pages for sports.
21. You find -10 degrees F "a little chilly."
22. You've found more than three Native American arrowheads in a
farmer's field.
23. You know if another Illinoisan is from southern, middle or
northern Illinois as soon as he or she speaks.
24. You go through a minimum of three gallons of windshield washer
fluid e very winter.
25. You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your
friends from Illinois.
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Date: 2004-06-18 08:19 pm (UTC)Hey, according to
Hmmm. Can't find one for California
Date: 2004-06-18 10:41 pm (UTC)and too lazy to make up my own list.