If the other one was Bobbitt, is this one Mrs Burnitt...?
(yes, I know. Wince. And I know about those flats in Russia and Eastern Europe, the ones that are so hard to get and when you get them you cling to them so hard that they carry you out of one feet first. But omigod what a life, stuck in two small rooms with someone you never want to see again...)
Most painful, and I'm sure the guy knows EXACTLY what she thinks he did to deserve it. What I found funny was the Fidelity advert that ran with the story. Methinks not much "fidelity" going on in that apartment!
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James
Squirming uncomfortably
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Not that that's stopping me...
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True or not, still squirming.
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(yes, I know. Wince. And I know about those flats in Russia and Eastern Europe, the ones that are so hard to get and when you get them you cling to them so hard that they carry you out of one feet first. But omigod what a life, stuck in two small rooms with someone you never want to see again...)
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Suuuuuure.
*snicker*
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Important safety tip in Russia, by the way... Drinking vodka while smoking in bed... bad.
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