ksmith | GAH!!!!!

Christy, I take it back. Whatever I said.

And give me back that donut!

kaygo's LJ stalker is christymarx!

christymarx is stalking you because you said something bad about them on your LJ. They are also eating your food when you aren't looking!

Never! Your donuts are mine, do you hear me? Mine!!!

Now go comb your hair. Your part is crooked.

Hah!! You're spraying crumbs! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderbewwies!

And tis not a crooked part. Tis Fashion. So there.

You realize this means war.

And my mother was not a hamster. She was a guinea pig. There's a crucial difference, whatever it is.

Fire when ready, Grizzly, or whoever.

Tamp down those jelly donuts good and flat.

*FIRE*!!

Hah! I fire elderberries in your general direction!

Send in the vicious attack-rabbits!

Hah! Come closer and I bite your ankles. *gnash* *gnashgnash*

Agghhh! My ankles are scarred for life! I surrender!