here it be

Dec. 5th, 2006 08:57 pm
ksmith: (shirley)
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The eBay post for my Tuckerization.

Buy it for yourself. Your best friend. Your dog. That goldfish you had when you were eight. It's adaptable. It shreds! It slices and dices! It plays the kazoo and whistles "Rule, Britannia!" AT THE SAME TIME.

It will never grow old, thanks to a strange word processing program I bought from a one-eyed street vendor in Phnom Phen.

It's what you need to complete the circle. Remember what the monk told you before he died.

It's the mirrors...

Date: 2006-12-06 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ccfinlay.livejournal.com
I just sold a Tuckerization at a fundraiser auction for my kids' school. Now I have to figure out if I can get away with a troll named Lisa...

Date: 2006-12-06 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kristine-smith.livejournal.com
Lisa never fit in. When the other little trolls pulled the heads off dolls and batted them with clubs, she collected them all and stuck them back on, then combed out their hair and hung jewelry made from pebbles from their necks and what remained of their ears.

All she ever wanted was a pony, but when her father finally broke down and bought her one, she couldn't get him to understand that the spit and the roasting pit were wrong, just *wrong*.

She knew she didn't belong, that soon she would have to leave. It was just a question of when...

Date: 2006-12-06 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ccfinlay.livejournal.com
Ha!

It's the Simpsons as a troll story...

Date: 2006-12-06 04:52 am (UTC)

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