ROFLMAO

[ksmith]

And here I've been wondering why the nightmares about 4-Step lawncare programs...

I'm a Dandelion! O happy day! Can you smell me? You say my pits stink? Great! You say I'm ugly? Great! You say you have a gun? Great! You gonna kill me? Great! I'm just so god damn happy! Everything is wonderful! What bloom are you? by Polly_Snodgrass

Comments

[christymarx.livejournal.com]

The text cracked me up.

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

That makes me so god damn happy!

You should the descriptions for Basil and Tobacco Blossom. They're pretty funny, too.

[trolleypup.livejournal.com]

WTF is the Peach Blossom picture of? Other than you sometimes get a little bit of orange on a ripe peach?

Looks like I am dead smack in the middle of the coding for Basil, since I have to go off the edge of reality to get anything else.

In other words, oh, I shouldn't say that, I'm already wearing the target shirt.