Useless offer of the day

[ksmith]

“Save on forklifts.”

Because that’s just what every woman needs to get through a Wednesday. A forklift.

In other news, didn’t quite catch Gaby in time to keep her from killing a sparrow this evening. I caught her chasing down something in the backyard, and hoped it was a mouse. But she had been hanging around the shrub in which the sparrows congregate, so I had a sick feeling….

Poor little mite. We have them by the zillions around here, but still.

Mirrored from Kristine Smith.

Comments

[jhetley.livejournal.com]

Why would you not want a forklift?

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

Honestly? Don't need to lift anything that heavy.

I can see where it would be useful on a farm.

[jhetley.livejournal.com]

With a forklift of sufficient capacity, you can park boulders in front and rear of that annoying neighbor's car. Or place said car on top of said boulders, in henge configuration.

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

You and my dad would have gotten along.

[pbray.livejournal.com]

I could think of a lot of uses for a forklift. Far more than I could for diet plans or dating sites which are the usual ads I see.

[threeoutside.livejournal.com]

For scooping up the piles of dead sparrows?

*ducks and runs*