Tuesday already

Rule the First: that the documents that really, really need to be completed by Friday are the ones that will become hopelessly corrupted, crash Word each time you try to open them, and so thoroughly fuck up the works that even if a co-worker sends you a newer version, that will crash Word as well. Something about the formatting, apparently. The entire Office Suite was uninstalled/reinstalled, to no avail. Fingers crossed that Desktop Support will make it all better on the morrow.

Rule the Second: that if one bandages a puppy's allergy-chewed paw for two weeks running, said puppy will make do by chewing up another paw.

There is no Rule the Third. We will save that for another time, when we've nothing better to do.

Tuesday already

Rule the First: that the documents that really, really need to be completed by Friday are the ones that will become hopelessly corrupted, crash Word each time you try to open them, and so thoroughly fuck up the works that even if a co-worker sends you a newer version, that will crash Word as well. Something about the formatting, apparently. The entire Office Suite was uninstalled/reinstalled, to no avail. Fingers crossed that Desktop Support will make it all better on the morrow.

Rule the Second: that if one bandages a puppy's allergy-chewed paw for two weeks running, said puppy will make do by chewing up another paw.

There is no Rule the Third. We will save that for another time, when we've nothing better to do.