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Ok, first there's this:

From the Book of Revelation (11:19 - 12:6): "Then God’s temple in heaven opened and in the temple could be seen the Ark of the Covenant. There were flashes of lightning and peals of thunder, an earthquake and a violent hailstorm. A great sign appeared in the sky, a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve stars. Because she was with child, she wailed aloud in pain as she labored to give birth. Then another sign appeared in the sky: it was a huge dragon, flaming red, with seven heads and ten horns; on his heads were seven diadems. His tail swept a third of the stars from the sky and hurled them down to the earth. Then the dragon stood before the woman about to give birth, ready to devour her child when it should be born.

Then this:

Virgin Dragon Prepares to Give Birth

By MARIA CHENG
AP Medical Writer
Published December 20, 2006, 10:27 PM CST

CHESTER, England -- In an evolutionary twist, Flora the Komodo dragon has managed to become pregnant all on her own without any male help. She is carrying seven baby Komodo dragons.

"We were blown away when we realized what she'd done," said Kevin Buley, a reptile expert at Flora's home at the Chester Zoo in this town in northern England. "But we certainly won't be naming any of the hatchlings Jesus."

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The reptiles, renowned for their intelligence, are native to Indonesia. They are the world's largest lizards and have no natural predators -- making them on par with sharks and lions at the pinnacle of the animal kingdom.

And my head's going all whippy whippy whippy and I daresay someone could make something of this better than I could, especially considering that I have ENDGAME on the brain and no time for anything else...

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Ok, first there's this:

From the Book of Revelation (11:19 - 12:6): "Then God’s temple in heaven opened and in the temple could be seen the Ark of the Covenant. There were flashes of lightning and peals of thunder, an earthquake and a violent hailstorm. A great sign appeared in the sky, a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve stars. Because she was with child, she wailed aloud in pain as she labored to give birth. Then another sign appeared in the sky: it was a huge dragon, flaming red, with seven heads and ten horns; on his heads were seven diadems. His tail swept a third of the stars from the sky and hurled them down to the earth. Then the dragon stood before the woman about to give birth, ready to devour her child when it should be born.

Then this:

Virgin Dragon Prepares to Give Birth

By MARIA CHENG
AP Medical Writer
Published December 20, 2006, 10:27 PM CST

CHESTER, England -- In an evolutionary twist, Flora the Komodo dragon has managed to become pregnant all on her own without any male help. She is carrying seven baby Komodo dragons.

"We were blown away when we realized what she'd done," said Kevin Buley, a reptile expert at Flora's home at the Chester Zoo in this town in northern England. "But we certainly won't be naming any of the hatchlings Jesus."

(cut for length and whatnot)

The reptiles, renowned for their intelligence, are native to Indonesia. They are the world's largest lizards and have no natural predators -- making them on par with sharks and lions at the pinnacle of the animal kingdom.

And my head's going all whippy whippy whippy and I daresay someone could make something of this better than I could, especially considering that I have ENDGAME on the brain and no time for anything else...