The truth about cow-tipping

[ksmith]

Because it's important.

UPDATE: Followed by rebuttals...because they're important, too.

Comments

[madwriter.livejournal.com]

Rebuttals aside, it seems most people who believe in cow-tipping have never actually been anywhere near a cow. Weight aside, I've never once seen a cow sleep standing up...And when they're startled (or they want food) they can run REALLY DAMN FAST. They may be dumb, but you don't want to get in their way.

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

That's the thing that always got me--cows are Big. Getting them to do something they don't want to do, like fall over, is not a simple proposition.