Five

Apr. 14th, 2007 04:12 pm
ksmith: (shirley)
[personal profile] ksmith
All [livejournal.com profile] jpsorrow's fault, by way of [livejournal.com profile] difrancis.

Who would I kill?

1) that person in the checkout line who doesn't pull out their checkbook until the checker gives them their total

2) drivers who do not use their turn indicators

3) drivers who wait to turn on their turn indicators until they are into the turn

4) other drivers, period. couldn't I just pick 'em off at random, just to keep the rest on their toes and off my ass?

5) female announcers with squeaky voices. Lauren Bacall learned to modulate, and so should you.

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