Teacher reprimanded for licking wounds

[ksmith]

You know, you read a headline like that, and you know you really shouldn't read any further, because it will turn out to be exactly the sort of thing you expected. I mean, you know the teacher didn't lick their own wounds, right?

Comments

[queenoftheskies.livejournal.com]

How strange.

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

Associated Press actually has an RSS feed entitled Strange News.

Not that I added it to my feed list or anything...

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

I must confess I was wondering where you found this one.

If I could just speak to him about bloodborne diseases....

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

And inform the players he licked about the rife-with-germs nature of the human mouth.

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes!

[ccfinlay.livejournal.com]

Can we use a time machine and go back and ask that teacher's parents not to breed?

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

Him, and the guy who walked into the diner in nothing but a ski mask.

At least he's in the hospital now...