The hated casting thread

[ksmith]

Well, some folks don't like 'em

from kateelliott

Holiday Games! Cast one of your books or short stories or manga scripts as if it were being made into a movie or tv series.

We'll cast CODE OF CONDUCT:

Jani Kilian: Claudia Black (imagine short hair)
Evan van Reuter: Rupert Everett
Durian Ridgeway: Kenneth Branagh
Virginia Doyle: Pam Grier
Tsecha: (Sir?) Ian Richardson
Lucien Pascal: Ryan Burns (model. don't know if he can act, but he has the face)
Angevin Wyle: this is a toughie, because I never envisioned any actress in particular. A redheaded gamine.
Steven Forell: Liam Gallagher (don't know if he can act, either, but he's the face of the character...and the attitude)
Anais Ulanova: that's a toughie, because the woman I envision, Jacqueline de Ribes, isn't an actress.

Your choice. Extra points if you have a filmic version already coming out.

I wish...