Some post-election thoughts
Nov. 8th, 2006 11:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ksmithI tried to watch the coverage on MSNBC. Was rather excited about it, in fact, given that Keith Olbermann was slated to co-host. Yes, he was slated to co-host with Chris "Voice like a Foghorn" Matthews, whom I despise with the heat of a thousand suns, but as co-host, KO would get to talk half the time, wouldn't he? Wouldn't he?
Forty percent of the time?
Ok, thirty-two point six?
Well.
Granted, I did not watch the entire broadcast as I was busy online answering editorial emails about the J5 cover and surfing the 'net for local results, but given what I saw, I think I can conclude definitively that to the list of things/people with whom one should never appear on stage, namely dogs and little kids, one can safely add "Chris 'Voice like Two Foghorns" Matthews. If he let KO speak ten percent of the time, that was a lot. Chris Matthews, the self-appointed conscience of the Democratic Party, who did his best to corner Howard Dean, who last I heard currently held no public office, into defining the Democratic Plan for getting out of Iraq right then because he was sick, Sick, I tell you, of the ducking and dodging he felt the Party was engaging in when it came to defining a Plan.
Where was your dismay two years ago, you son of a bitching Tom de Lay suck-up?
CNN was no better. Why do Paul Begala and Snakeboy Carville still have jobs? And did the Casino-like camera that followed Anderson Cooper through the studio as he narrated and questioned folks bug you like it bugged me?
Artsy.
Yes, I'm grumpy. I'm tired, and my right knee hurts for some reason. I don't know what I did, but apparently I did it. This doesn't negate the fact that I am glad, nay, *very* glad, that the Dems took the House. Fingers crossed they take the Senate. Fingers further crossed that they don't screw up this opportunity that a fed-up electorate has given them.
I'd like my habeus corpus back, please.
Forty percent of the time?
Ok, thirty-two point six?
Well.
Granted, I did not watch the entire broadcast as I was busy online answering editorial emails about the J5 cover and surfing the 'net for local results, but given what I saw, I think I can conclude definitively that to the list of things/people with whom one should never appear on stage, namely dogs and little kids, one can safely add "Chris 'Voice like Two Foghorns" Matthews. If he let KO speak ten percent of the time, that was a lot. Chris Matthews, the self-appointed conscience of the Democratic Party, who did his best to corner Howard Dean, who last I heard currently held no public office, into defining the Democratic Plan for getting out of Iraq right then because he was sick, Sick, I tell you, of the ducking and dodging he felt the Party was engaging in when it came to defining a Plan.
Where was your dismay two years ago, you son of a bitching Tom de Lay suck-up?
CNN was no better. Why do Paul Begala and Snakeboy Carville still have jobs? And did the Casino-like camera that followed Anderson Cooper through the studio as he narrated and questioned folks bug you like it bugged me?
Artsy.
Yes, I'm grumpy. I'm tired, and my right knee hurts for some reason. I don't know what I did, but apparently I did it. This doesn't negate the fact that I am glad, nay, *very* glad, that the Dems took the House. Fingers crossed they take the Senate. Fingers further crossed that they don't screw up this opportunity that a fed-up electorate has given them.
I'd like my habeus corpus back, please.
