ksmith | It's getting to be that time

The Vermont Country Store has been sending me catalogs since forever, and I've never placed an order with them. That will change this year, I think. They feature all types of older, hard-to-find products, including real liquor chocolates and Swedish chocolate horses and real maple syrup.

Then there's something called Tired Old Ass Soak. There's also a Splash and a Cream.

And teapots and percolators and chair cushions and more. Old perfumes from the 60s like Hai Karate, with those wacky commercials.

I need to buy something from this place.