From Twitter 03-07-2010

[ksmith]

• 10:28:40: Puppies demand tummy rubs. *Demand*, I tell you! Ruthless beasts.
  
• 10:30:21: Guy's Big Bite. A milkshake made with stout and chocolate ice cream. Hmmmm...
  
• 12:08:19: @fablor Anywhere from a couple of hours to all day, depending on the setting and recipe.
  
• 13:07:37: And our iffy goaltending is put on display for the whole country to see. #blackhawks
  
• 19:03:36: Watching the pre-Oscar red carpet thing with the sound off.
  
• 19:04:49: Is that really Kathy Ireland? I once bought one of her K-mart handbags. It was a little drawstring knapsack. Lasted for *years*.
  
• 19:06:24: The reporters are overacting, and the actors all look like "can we get this over with please?"
  
• 19:11:04: Helen Mirren looks incredible
  
• 19:15:37: Sarah Jessica Parker. I will always think of "Square Pegs" when I see her
  
• 19:20:26: Whoopie Goldberg in a female incontinence commercial. I have nothing more to add.
  
• 19:23:49: I think Kate Winslet looks fab
  
• 19:26:39: Meryl looks great, too.
  
• 19:28:45: Was there any equivalent to the Bjork swan dress? Wandering minds want to know.
  
• 19:34:37: I think the best thing about the Oscars is going to be checking out everyone's tweets.
  
• 20:22:08: A nice tribute to John Hughes. All those young faces!
  
• 20:32:26: Is the blond who announced the short feature Oscar the same actress who played Sally Sparrow?????
  
• 20:35:11: It is! Carey Mulligan. Whoa.
  
• 21:08:48: RT @jenniferweiner: Okay, somebody on Team Precious needs to show Sapphire some love. If you're thanking the lawyer, thank the novelist ...
  
• 22:09:25: Wasn't Farrah known more for her TV work? I know she made big screen movies, but her best work was in television.
  
• 22:42:55: RT @colleenlindsay: HA! RT @HeyItsLiam: I would love for Oprah to tell everyone to look under their seats - BECAUSE YOU ALL WON AN OSCAR!
  
• 22:53:41: @neilhimself agreed
  
• 23:04:22: I think next year, James Cameron should direct the Oscars and they should be CGI'd.
  

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