This is why my dogs are naked in the house and in my yard when I'm there to supervise: jinglejinglejingle *pause* *I begin to wonder what the now silent dog is up to* jinglejinglejingle. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Of course, the nudity doesn't help when they decide, usually just as I am dozing off, to re-enact The Epic Battle Scenes of Jack London right next to my bed. But at least they aren't jingling while they do it.