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And he shall be spoiled. And he shall have what he wants.
And if he happens to somehow reach underneath the chain link fence to grab the raw chicken breast that you dumped there the previous day because you thought it had been out on the counter for too long, you will do your best to pry it out from between those pretty-sure-he's-part-pitbull jaws. And if he manages to swallow most of it anyway, you will simply keep an eye on him for the rest of the afternoon and have a garbage bag handy to catch anything untoward that might result, You will accept the dirty looks directed at you, the you-tried-to-take-my-chicken-away glares. And if anything untoward does result, you will simply cut back on the evening's feed and as soon as is reasonable, feed him again. Even if it turns out to be raw chicken breast that's been dumped over the fence. Because he shall be spoiled, and he shall have what he wants.
And if he happens to somehow reach underneath the chain link fence to grab the raw chicken breast that you dumped there the previous day because you thought it had been out on the counter for too long, you will do your best to pry it out from between those pretty-sure-he's-part-pitbull jaws. And if he manages to swallow most of it anyway, you will simply keep an eye on him for the rest of the afternoon and have a garbage bag handy to catch anything untoward that might result, You will accept the dirty looks directed at you, the you-tried-to-take-my-chicken-away glares. And if anything untoward does result, you will simply cut back on the evening's feed and as soon as is reasonable, feed him again. Even if it turns out to be raw chicken breast that's been dumped over the fence. Because he shall be spoiled, and he shall have what he wants.
