50% of US Hookers Are Space Aliens
Jul. 31st, 2004 02:38 pm...this news flash courtesy of Weekly World News, that bastion of supermarket tabloid reportage. In past weeks, they have also revealed that VP Cheney is a robot, the world's fattest cat is now an anorectic, and tiny mermaids have been found in cans of tuna fish.
Who said grocery shopping is dull?
It's been quite a week. I met with a financial advisor a few days ago, and it looks as though retirement in four years is doable. Granted, a major collapse of the financial markets or sea changes in retirement bennies could alter this scenario, but for now we're going to work on the assumption that we'll be out in 4. We switched some of my 401(k) around, and I'll also be shoveling a monthly sum into a Roth IRA. In addition, I should probably open up another cash account, and pledge to save as much money now as possible. Granted, I will have to work at least part-time to make this work, since leaving this early means I take a hit in several areas. But it's still doable, and the thought of it makes me happier than I've been in months.
It's a hot n sunny day. I cleaned the driveway, using some microbial spray called CHOMP! to dissolve some oil stains. The stains are pretty old and a repeat treatment will be necessary, but it looks like it's working.
The office has somehow become cluttered again--does paperwork pup? Asexually reproduce? Where does it all come from, and why can I find a rail pass from my trip to Scotland in 1995 but not last quarter's pension plan statement? I need to clean, file, move seldom-read books to basement bookcases. I won't be able to work in there until I make enough room on the desk to set down a cuppa.
Who said grocery shopping is dull?
It's been quite a week. I met with a financial advisor a few days ago, and it looks as though retirement in four years is doable. Granted, a major collapse of the financial markets or sea changes in retirement bennies could alter this scenario, but for now we're going to work on the assumption that we'll be out in 4. We switched some of my 401(k) around, and I'll also be shoveling a monthly sum into a Roth IRA. In addition, I should probably open up another cash account, and pledge to save as much money now as possible. Granted, I will have to work at least part-time to make this work, since leaving this early means I take a hit in several areas. But it's still doable, and the thought of it makes me happier than I've been in months.
It's a hot n sunny day. I cleaned the driveway, using some microbial spray called CHOMP! to dissolve some oil stains. The stains are pretty old and a repeat treatment will be necessary, but it looks like it's working.
The office has somehow become cluttered again--does paperwork pup? Asexually reproduce? Where does it all come from, and why can I find a rail pass from my trip to Scotland in 1995 but not last quarter's pension plan statement? I need to clean, file, move seldom-read books to basement bookcases. I won't be able to work in there until I make enough room on the desk to set down a cuppa.