Know this

[ksmith]

A dog that emerges from the bathroom with a strip of toilet paper stuck to one paw is a dog that's been up to no good.

Comments

[aitchellsee.livejournal.com]

It just seems....unnatural....to see a post with that icon, that's not immediately followed up by another post with the icon of the other alleged pup-etrator, going "Yeah!"

HLC
whose icon-model just stood there and deliberately pushed one of the small speakers for the computer sound system off the shelf, right in front of my eyes, so who am I to talk?

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

But, you see, it wouldn't happen because the other pup-etrator is a Very Good Puppy who doesn't do things like nose around in the bathroom trashcan and shred the contents.

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

Yeah!

[kateelliott.livejournal.com]

Ha! I know that dog - well, not THAT dog, but a dog much like....

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

Mine is named "King," aka Spawn of Satan, Minion of the Dark God.

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

And this is Mickey, aka Stepford Dog, who is too well-behaved to be believed...except for the time he somehow managed to reach far enough across the kitchen counter to scarf down the bowlful of cooked liver that was meant for two dogs...and the time he tore through the garbage bag to get to the wads of foil that had caught the drippings from the broiled hamburgers...and the fact that he wakes me up at OhGod!:30 in the morning to let him outside...


But he has *never* emerged from the bathroom with tp stuck to one paw.

[kateelliott.livejournal.com]

I think it's funny how some dogs are very, well, doglike and sweet and pleasant, and so on, while other dogs have so much Personality. I've had both kinds. Currently have one with Personality (Theo - the Schnazghul)

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

King is...blessed with an abundance of Personality.

We keep the bedroom doors closed when he's inside because otherwise he will jump on the beds and toss the pillows about. King can't accept that these doors are well and truly closed, however. Every so often he wanders down the hallway and pushes the doors with his nose to see if they'll open.

He's a canine Nobbie Nobbs in that respect.

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

I think Schnazghul is hilarious.

[kateelliott.livejournal.com]

my kids coined it